Why my roommate is the shit

I have listed the most important reasons below.

1. She bakes like no other person I have ever met, and aside from that flat, crispy oatmeal cookie incident, it's always delicious.
2. She walks really quietly so I'll frequently just be sitting somewhere and she'll just pop up next to me all of a sudden. Creepy, but it really keeps me on my toes.
3. Despite being about three inches taller than me, her stride seems to be twice as long, so whenever we go somewhere, she walks and I jog to keep up.
4. Her you-know-whats are gigantic (36D). Daily. And getting bigger every day.
5. She knows that New York City's evil and doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break.
6. She's one of three loyal blog readers and is guaranteed to have read this entry before I even see her in person at home. Now that's commitment.