One way to take out aggression

I was watching an old episode of Pushing Daisies (it's Friday, the office is dead empty and it's technically 'research' for a project), the ad in betweeen segments pops up and all of a sudden my mouse turns into a baseball bat with a gas pump in front of me. I was confused at first, but then the screen prompted me to 'vent'. I started to swing and lo and behold, I destroyed that mother-fucker.
The amazingness of this technology made me wish that I had a baseball bat to hit other things that piss me off, even if only virtually. My wish list includes:
1. People who lean against the communal subway poles during rush hour, ignoring all the other people who are falling because they don't have anything to hold on to.
2. Brooke Hogan
3. The cockroaches that crawl out of the hallway trash chute.
4. Any piece of clothing the crazy woman Stella makes on Project Runway.

And just as a side note because I had to share - I dreamt last night that I was at a Kylie Minogue concert and Bob Dylan appeared as a special guest. Then, for some reason his shirt came loose and everyone got a glimpse of a pot belly (similar to Budweiser commercial with the girl that has x-ray vision). I woke up very rested.

Also, as I was just writing this, the girl that sits next to me is playing reggae covers of classic Dylan songs.