Grounded

Dear Massachusetts, Florida, California and basically every other state in the U.S. (yes, even you Oklahoma),

Thank you for airing expensive television ads featuring pseudo politicians and launching fancy, interactive websites touting your state and all its greatness. I mean look at Massachusetts, with enough stuff to do that they have to run a new ad everyday. I'm so happy to be bombarded with catchy slogans and fun, smiling people every time I try to mindlessly watch a bad sitcom. Too bad flights are so ridiculously overpriced right now (hm, almost twice as much as last year) that your efforts are completely futile and a waste of both our times.

Sincerely,
Stuck in Manhattan until further notice