Woe is my life

I'm dying a slow and painful death.

Coldplay is playing a free show at msg later this month. They are giving away tickets by lottery. They were supposed to e-mail winners. I registered to win 8 times (including those I coerced into using their e-mail addresses for my purposes). I haven't received my tickets yet - but I know they will come. Make no mistake, I will be one of the chosen. In the meantime, stalking both my inbox and the Coldplay website is a good use of my time.

Gah. Just send me the fucking tickets already. I've been a really good fan: I downloaded Violet Hill, I marked the album release date on my calendar to buy, I watched bonus content on your website, I visited your MySpace page... Not to mention, it's my half-birthday, my unofficial favorite day of the year because good things always happen to me.

Will continue to wait for the gods to smile down upon me. Go on with your lives.